GODHOODISM
A religion for all those tired of all the other silly mindless man made religions
We tell you what really happens when you truly die. Near death experience isn't death.
What is Godhoodism?
Our holy faith teaches that you
are your own God
Why Godhoodism?
Why not? Should we remain kids forever and have one of many mindless existences of promised paradise perfection that would undoubtedly get boring after a time or should we continue to grow as sentient beings? In this world our parents strive to see us grow up and be successful adults like them so why would God who created us not want the same equivalent? For us to grow out of our limited existence and be a God like him? To continue to grow like him through the observation and feeling of his children's infinite lives.
So Shouldn't We Worship God?
Our theory is that he's gone to a lot of trouble to hide himself and he surely didn't create all these fairy tale religions and their loony rules so he obviously doesn't have a God complex which is rather ironic don't you think? To require worship is to be full of yourself. A negative quality in any being indeed. Some might even say a quality of evil. If God created a religion we'd like to think he wouldn't ask people to worship him and bow down to him like common ego filled royalty. Although royals did nothing to earn their status. This is something they would have in common with the original God. Still we don't know if the original God might have ever chosen to live out life as a human in infinite scenarios and go through the trials of life like us thereby earning his way to a Godhood he was born into.
So What If I'm Evil?
We go on the assumption that only reasonably decent people become Gods and that the Almighty of all the Universes is the same so it's a fair bet that if your evil and you die then your really dead. You simply don't exist ever again. We don't believe in hell because there is no crime that fits such a punishment. The existence of such a place implies a sadistic nature which would be an evil trait for a God. The removal of your evil waste of space from our reality is justice and punishment enough. In all fairness however even if your evil in this reality you might still end up being good in the majority of parallel Universes. Although we believe that those who commit horrific acts in one reality are most likely evil in the majority of others. This is due to the power of your spirit overriding the other two factor that govern your life. Environment and genetics. If your spirit is good you simply can't commit a horrific acts of evil.
What Happens To Evil People When They Die?
As we stated a good God doesn't dole out eternal punishments as that would be sadistic and would serve no purpose. Not to mention having people tortured in your mind forever is just sick. There simply isn't a crime that fits an eternal punishment. It's merely a scare tactic used by man made religions to keep you in line. Upon all their near infinite deaths an evil person awakens and will most likely see their soul mate who almost always tends to be evil as well due to their spirits being created from common thought threads. Both will immediately realize they are evil as they relive all the near infinite opportunities they were given to be good but choose the easy childish path of evil. At that point God will introduce himself and tell them are no longer welcome to exist anymore. They will almost always agree with him and he will in essence delete their spirits painlessly from his mind and they will cease to exist as they did before he ever created their souls in the first place. Those who protest are most likely beyond evil and he delete them swiftly in a simulated painful flash of anger.
Is God Evil?
No. We assume a God wouldn't be evil simply because being evil is too easy, and an extremely childish behavior even when taken to the highest extremes. A God would be beneath such behavior although a God can dole out a temporary punishment toward an evil one that might appear to be an evil act from a mortals perspective. If the original God isn't evil then he would not allow any others to be evil. Although everything came from him so there must be some evil or darkness within him although such traits may simply stem from imperfection itself which must exist in order to explore all the scenarios of the parallel Universes. Since God is perfection therefore he must be mostly Good in nature.
What Happens To Future Human Civilizations Comprised Of Immortals?
So what happens if a society advances and evolves technologically to create immortal humans who eventually explore everything working their way up into the dimensions of pure thought you will exist in? The fact is you will find out since it's a scenario everyone will experience in other parallel Universes. This is a direct ascension to Godhood status and the most satisfying one a society can attain. The attainment of Godhood as the ultimate completion to the human story. The reason every member of society has toiled for thousands of years as a seemingly insignificant cog in the giant machine of life. But of course on the other hand they were also gaining life experience for their own Godhood they would have seen upon death in that reality.
Those who directly ascend to the higher dimensions of pure thought in the future only ascend to Godhood once they merge with their spirit or souls in those realms. Oddly enough an individual could be independent of his or her soul, now a God, and carry out a conversation with them.
Do Aliens Exist And Do They Become Gods?
Yes. God wouldn't limit himself to sentient life on one planet nor would he limit himself to one species. Depending on the parallel Universe you exist in there might be virtually no other alien life or an over abundance. Any decent sentient being can become a God and in turn create any type of sentient beings he so chooses. Once in non-physical pure thought form such things don't really matter just as the bonds of racial discrimination will fade away as well.
Do Angels Exist And Will I Be Able To Create My Own?
Odds are they exist because it's
logical to assume the original God would first create pure thought beings within
his mind before he created the physical realms. Although they would
be deathly bored beyond belief with nothing much to do. It's safe to
assume they became Gods of their own Universes rather than floating around God
for eternity being nothing more than servants for an infinite being that really
wouldn't require servants. We don't recommend creating to many Angels
This brings up another interesting point. Due to the complexity of encompassing every scenario in all the infinite parallel Universes you could theoretically have had sex with just about everyone. Also just about everyone could have been your parents, siblings, and friends. Even those who turn out to be evil. We like to think that Gods infinite mind can prevent us from engaging in inappropriate relations with close relatives in other realities. So on that count we have some limiting factors in the shaping of parallel Universes. This is one reason why we say "near infinite" when referring to you lives in parallel realities. Another fact you have to accept is that those who hold most near and dear here may indeed be your enemies in other realities. Ultimately however if your relationship is true then your good to each other in the majority of parallel Universes.
Do I Have A Soul Mate?
Yes God intertwines most souls with another upon their creation in the realm of pure thought. Although upon creation a rare few aren't meant to have one for they truly are independent Gods from day one. When one first awakens in their soul upon all their infinite deaths the first person they see is their soul mate. Rather than having a Jesus son who is truly apart of your thoughts it would be more likely that your soul mate would fill that role. The majority does indeed have a soul mate but the parallel Universes you were with them are very small. Many Gods have chosen to join with their mate and become a Duo-God that has no gender. A good number exist side by side with their soul mate but create and rule their own independent Universes. No matter what the combo you usually separate when traveling in human form or talking to past friends or kids who'd rather not talk to an odd daddy-mom or mommy-dad.
I Have A Big Ego Or I Like Riddles So Can I Create A Religion For My People?
You sure can but make it obvious you wrote it's holy book by making it the most amazing thing anyone's ever read. I mean after all you have the near infinite knowledge of so many parallel Universes so it would be sad to write crazy contradictory Bible like fables right? Also try not to get all cryptic with riddles and future predictions. Writing in a Bible like fashion doesn't make you look smart it just bores and frustrates people. Just write what you mean and make it clear to understand for your children. We also recommend not making it cut and dry at the end. Give your people a choice and don't threaten them with hell fire and stuff. In addition try writing it yourself and leave it in the past a million years before civilization exists so as to give more proof it's from you rather than a recent man made creation
Still we strongly suggest against creating a religion unless it's like ours or with very few rules. As future Gods you want your people to have free will without fear of reprisal. You want to see what they will do on their own and experience all they can in the Universe. You want to see if they're truly good or evil by seeing what they do in every scenario in every Universe. Religion stifles that and creates conflict and violence. Enough man made ones will exist for all that so why dip your hand into the evil?
Can I Just Not Hide And Be With My People?
Please don't. It takes away from your mystery and splendor that is you along with ruining the whole "I wonder what they'll do on their own" thing. Just wait until they ascend to Godhood or pick a tiny number of people you really like. Although exploring such a scenario in some parallel Universes might be interesting. You also have the option of taking human form and having friends and doing whatever else you want.
Can I Create Magical Realities Where Supernatural Beings Really Exist?
Knock yourself out! Create witchcraft, Santa Claus, and Leprechauns too while your at it! Every universe could use more magic. See Supernatural Beings.
So Won't Being God Get Boring Eventually?
Yes it's possible that you might get tired of making Universes, new beings, watching it like reality TV, and then greeting the new Gods after several trillions of years. But there is a society of Gods for you to interact with. Your free to take any form and do anything you want within you own Universes, and even other Gods Universes with their permission. You can even return to your Universe of origin where you were human and explore the entire Universe at any time period you wish. The skies the limit when your a free God. It's certainly a hell of a lot better than floating around a God in some heaven doing nothing for eternity or being nothing more than a sentient animal child on an Earthly paradise.
Why Does God Allow Bad Things To Happen?
The boredom factor along with testing us to see if we're good or evil is the true reason why the Universe isn't perfect and God allows atrocities to happen. Although as God he could see all our infinite futures instantly and know from day one if we were good or evil and then extinguish us instantly. On that count it's about effecting every scenario on the good people and letting the evil people know they were truly evil. God apparently wants to see every scenario but we don't know for sure if he ever does intervene in extreme cases. Since we feel Gods are good then God should intervene to insure we don't experience more than we can bear. Naturally the experiences facilitating the training of Gods is a convenient perk for him and brings him even closer to you, his children As a God you can choose to have your Universe anyway you like but making it perfect will create nothing but perpetual children ill equipped to be Gods. They'll hate you even more for the hellish boredom they'll suffer and you'll be bored to tears watching nothing much happen.
What If I Don't Want To Be A God?
Since who you are now is only a minute fraction of the super person you will become you can't really say that for sure. Maybe when the time comes you still won't want the awesome responsibility, have to watch atrocities take place, or damn people to a life of bored perfection. There's still a healthy balance in customizing your Universe the way you see fit but if you still aren't interested then you can still take part in the community of Gods in the realms of pure thought beyond all physical reality who will comprise your family and friends not to mention the infinite exploration possibilities of so many endless Universes.
Do You Have A Holy Book?
No need. All you need to know is right here on this web site. Unless making up a bunch of life lesson fairy tales would make you feel better about yourself. If your a future God then you should already naturally know the difference between right and wrong. However someday we might create a short book as an alternative for the lengthy and rather preachy nonsensical gibberish of the Holy Bible and other man made religions which were created as Earthly control mechanisms by other men who want power over you and all your decedents. We want everyone to have free power over themselves.
Do You Have Church Services?
Why? What more is there to say? Would it make you feel better to sit in a building and listen to boring nonsense for hours once a week? Would donating your hard earned money to us make you sleep better at night? Donate your money to a worthy cause directly or go out and help someone in need. Go look in the mirror once a day and worship and love yourself for you are your own future Lord. There's your church service right there.
Do You Accept Donations?
Not at this time however we'd appreciate it if you would buy something in our religious shop, buy something at Amazon by clicking here, or click any ad on our site in order to support our continuing efforts in bringing enlightenment to the world at large.
How Can I Take Your Religion Seriously If It Seems To Mock Everything?
Because life should be fun and not so damn serious. If you can't have fun here for whatever reason then you'll have it in the great beyond. For a lot of people making light of life is a great way to cast off the shackles of hell it brings to bear on many. Thanks of course to the God of this Universe.
Is This The Mysterious Meaning And Purpose Of Life?
Yes it is. You finally know what this is all about. Satisfying isn't it?
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