{"id":107,"date":"2009-12-10T14:15:53","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T20:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godhoodism.com\/blog\/?p=107"},"modified":"2015-06-02T09:37:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T14:37:19","slug":"the-origins-of-santa-claus-fact-or-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godhoodism.com\/blog\/the-origins-of-santa-claus-fact-or-fiction\/","title":{"rendered":"The Origins Of Santa Claus: Fact Or Fiction?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
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\"Santa<\/p>\n

Santa Claus obviously doesn’t exist in this Universe although it’s possible that he only delivers gifts to good members of the supernatural community such as white witches, good vampires, mermaids, etc.\u00a0\u00a0Still the\u00a0person he’s portrayed as in stories must exist in other parallel Universes as it’s a scenario that needs to be explored.\u00a0 His origins could stem from the distant\u00a0future in which a guy embraces the legend of Santa and eventually his persona.\u00a0 He then travels back in time to the origins of the stories of old St.Nick and sets up shop at the North Pole.\u00a0 He utilizes quantum replication technology to build Santa’s Village.\u00a0 The same technology that will help manufacture all those millions of gifts for good little boys and girls all about the globe.\u00a0 He then utilizes DNA samples to clone elves which are in fact midget like aliens from another planet.\u00a0 He also clones reindeer as well with Rudolph having a special phosphorescent glowing red nose.\u00a0<\/p>\n

I’d imagine he’d be a loner to leave his own time and come to the past to live so maybe at some point he meets Mrs.Claus while delivering gifts or helping the poor.\u00a0 Maybe she was the most sainted soul he had ever met.\u00a0 Someone unlike he had ever seen in his cold uncaring future\u00a0where technology and entertainment trumped warm and caring relationships.\u00a0 Now the magical cast of characters is complete.<\/p>\n

Naturally Santa would utilize his artificially intelligent super computer to collect and collate the names and locations of all the children on Earth to determine whose been naughty and whose been nice.\u00a0 Once the list is complete they are matched up with the letters they sent asking for gifts.\u00a0 The elves are essential when it comes to sorting through all those millions of pieces of hand written barely legible paper.\u00a0 They’re effort in toy production, sorting, and packing\u00a0would be minimal with the quantum particle replication and assembly factory.\u00a0 Still there would some things specially hand made.<\/p>\n

On Christmas Eve the reindeer are fitted with micro anti-gravity devices controlled by Santa in his sleigh where the gifts are help in the big red bags he carries about.\u00a0 All the millions of gifts have to fit in that sleigh so I’d imagine the bags contain nano computers that materialize the gifts from a storage device at the bottom of the bag in order of Santa’s delivery schedule so the completed gifts are ready to grab at the top of the bag.\u00a0 His sleigh naturally would have to contain components of his time machine in order for him to deliver all those gifts in one night.\u00a0 His route would have to be carefully calculated and timed to insure he never ran into himself from another time period.\u00a0 Once landed on the roofs of homes or most likely hover a millimeter above them he would give the illusion of going down the chimney with a deportation device.<\/p>\n

In another scenario who have a truly real magical Santa.\u00a0 Maybe he really was real historical figure known as St.Nicolas<\/a>\u00a0who had been known for his secret gift giving.\u00a0 Born in Turkey in 270\u00a0AD he was known as Nicolas of Myra before being made a Saint upon his death on\u00a0December 7 ,346 AD.\u00a0 Here we assume the original infinite God wouldn’t mess around with stuff like this so we can assume a God who was once human(see our main site<\/a>)\u00a0would utilize his pure thought to create Santa as pure thought is indeed what we would call magic.\u00a0 Or if the Universe is contained within a quantum computer then the programmer or the AI computer itself acts as God and creates the magic of Santa through a program sort of like Neo having power in the Matrix.<\/p>\n

St.Nick awakens after death having been resurrected by a higher power to do good upon the Earth.\u00a0 Perhaps he awakens at the North Pole in his chubby red suited big white bearded Santa form in a Fortress Of Solitude where an Angel or other supernatural being instructs him about his mission.\u00a0 Now imbued with immortal powers and abilities beyond that of mere mortals he fights for truth justice and the gift giving way.\u00a0 Presumably it’s a supernatural reality so Santa recruits outcast Leprechauns to become his elves and imbues common reindeer with elements of his life force so they attain some of his immortal powers.\u00a0 Again he probably meets Mrs.Claus on one of his journeys about the globe.<\/p>\n

Naturally with all these gifts mysterious appearing around the world the governments of the future with their technology will begin to investigate and track down Santa.\u00a0 Some such as the US government might see him as a threat because they can’t stand anyone who tries to be more powerful than them.\u00a0 Luckily his magic which is of a higher supernatural power will always be far superior to any man made technology so they can never find or track him.\u00a0 In the first scenario where Santa comes from future technology hundreds or even thousands of years in the future he is protected through various advanced invisibility cloaking devices and other various ingenious devices that hide him, his sleigh, and the entire North Pole City.\u00a0 By the time society is so advanced that any gift can be replicated for free would be when the government could finally find him but by then he would retire as it wouldn’t make sense to give gifts anymore.\u00a0 At that point all Santa’s do indeed retire or simply move to one of infinite other parallel Universes to start all over again.\u00a0 Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!\u00a0 Ho Ho Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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